Shipping policy

Good Things Take Time. Mildly Concerning Things Usually Happen Faster.

Free shipping on orders over $85 because healing is expensive enough already.

Orders typically ship within 5–7 business days. We make everything to order, which means your shirt wasn’t sitting in a warehouse collecting dust and bad energy.

Once it ships, delivery usually takes another 2–5 business days depending on how motivated the shipping carriers feel that week.

You’ll get tracking info as soon as it ships so you can either:

  • monitor it obsessively every 14 minutes
  • or completely forget about it until a mysterious package appears at your door

We fully support both approaches.